Day of The Transition;
Already out of provisions
Prepared to cannibalize my fellow soldiers
God is dead and we killed him
Y’ALL ARE FREAKING OUT SO MUCH OVER A 2 DAY HIATUS I AM LEGITIMATELY AFRAID OF WHAT WOULD HAPPEN IF NEOPETS SHUT DOWN FOREVER
pirakeet replied to your post “stuff i need to do while neo’s down, just ignore [[MOR] laundry…”
Babe I genuinely believe in you! If you need to talk or anything I am here! Ily for reals! If there’s anything I can do to help you with your to do list, let me know!!
Thank you darlin’
So a new species of snake (Pseudocerastes urarachnoides) was recently discovered in southern Iran.
Its common name is the spider-tailed horned viper because its tail is literally a fucking spider. This salty motherfucker has a spider (well, a VERY convincing spider-shaped lure) for a tail. I’d try to get on its level but I don’t know if that’s even possible.
Spider snake. Snake spider. Nature isn’t even in the neighborhood of fucking around.